Ich bin nicht, was ich esse. Ich bin lebendig.

Today was a strange morning. In many occasions I was pushed into deep thoughts about relationships, love and sex and it's part in our lives... Now I'm going to frustrate you because I'm not going to reveal my thoughts, just not yet and that because my thoughts were disturbed by something more essential. Food.

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. Glorious Foooooooooooooooooood.....

Foxtrot
Oscar
Oscar
Delta

I like to eat.

Today I decided to make myself a decent breakfast. Something different from usual sandwiches. Breakfast after all is the most important meal of the day etcetc. So I decided to fry eggs. This is one of the few foods that I can cook without looking at the recipe. I even took the trouble to find and cut up some onions and tomatoes. And added some sausages that mom had brought home yesterday.Now long story short almost all of it came out delicious except...two sausages.

Now some may know but most doesn't that I am fairly indiscriminate eater. I have no allergies and I haven't met anything that I wouldn't eat by any means that is widely recognized as human food. I have even eaten raw meat and have a plan to make something out of worms.... But today I found something that would never eat. Pink-gray formless jelly reminding mass that smelled like nothing that has died should ever smell like....

If I said I was fairly indiscriminate eater I meant it. I have sometimes considered eating more healthily and even becoming a vegetarian but not really. Many of my suppers are dripping in fat...many of them consist of 120% of meat. But today while seeing and smelling that awful thing that was meant to be a sausage of sort was the first time I very seriously started to think that what the fuck is that thing in my plate and what the hell will it do after it has entered in to my system. Shit. Sitt. Scheisse. Gülle. Говно. Tawagoto. Merde.Cagada.

Now I don't mind if they make food out of pig fetuses, cow utters and rat hairs and press it in sheeps foreskins. I don't even mind if they add things that I could make a bomb out of (seriously, watch the lists that explain what different E-thingys are, terrorists aren't stealing their chemicals from military, they are stealing them from food industry). Things that cause brain cancer, diarrhea, infertility, blushing, heart failure, death, impotence, depression, kidney failure, teeth decay, lack of social life, blindness, meteor showers, anemia, fundamentalism, lack of coordination, dehydration, disinformation, disinfection, denaturation and low selfconfidence.
And they did. But they didn't care enough about me and those people who actually eat this piece of garbage to make it tasty so atleast it'd be worth of dying. They are fucking with us. I will die of starvation during my studies if this is the only crap that I can afford.

That has been a senselessly long post for a thing that has no actual intellectual insight into something that you didn't know already. Food companies are selling us cheap fecal matter that just doesn't kill us, it doesn't even taste good! Corporations are evil. Atleast most of them. Hurray, Egon, what shall you discover next, that the sky is blue? I'd call out to destroy the shallow civilisation and to grow our own food but thats ridiculous.

As we were talking about....